“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.” — douglas adams
“What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.” — Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962), “Discovery”, 1964
“The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.” — Jim Bishop
“Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.” — howard scott
“Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.” — Betrand Russell
“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.” — carl jung
“If we fall, we don’t need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.” — Sharon Salzberg, O Magazine, The Power of Intention, January 2004
“My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one.” — Groucho Marx
“You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.” — Lady Mary Wortley Montagu (1689 - 1762)
“Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.” — Otto von Bizmarck