“ Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. ”
Sam Ewing
“ My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. ”
Robert Paul
“ Most fools think they are only ignorant. ”
Benjamin Franklin
“ There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. ”
Frank Zappa
“ What luck for the rulers that men do not think. ”
Adolf Hitler
“ Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying. ”
Anonymous
“ Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. ”
Albert Einstein
“ Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. ”
Groucho Marx
“ An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. ”
Edgar Wallace
“ Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. ”
Mark Twain