“ Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. ”

Sam Ewing

“ My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. ”

Robert Paul

“ Most fools think they are only ignorant. ”

Benjamin Franklin

“ There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. ”

Frank Zappa

“ What luck for the rulers that men do not think. ”

Adolf Hitler

“ Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying. ”

Anonymous

“ Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. ”

Albert Einstein

“ Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. ”

Groucho Marx

“ An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. ”

Edgar Wallace

“ Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. ”

Mark Twain